It’s cooking time around here. What started out as an intimate dinner for six has burgeoned (I don’t like that word) into a multi-course feast for twelve. I have been errand running, cleaning and grocery buying until hell won’t have it, most of which has turned out to be useless seeing as how the crowd […]

Today I have lost my keys.
Again.
For the second time in a week.
Although I have high hopes that they’re somewhere in the car.
Maybe not though.
Simons may divorce me.
Last week I dropped them in the dogpark.
The big one.
I searched for two and a half hours.
And then walked to Simons’ office, which is far.
Really far.
Really, really far.
It was […]

We got in last night from our ultra marathon in Sacramento. And it was the COOLEST! Kelsey totally astounds me, running the last ten miles as steadily as the first, and with no stabbing, maiming or screaming. I always stab, maim and scream on my long races.
Team KeSaGaMo had a great time, going for an […]

I’m actually packing for a trip outta town with my girls, Gayle, Monique and Kelsey, now otherwise known as Team KeSaGaMo, for the Run the River Ultra Marathon in Sacramento. How ridiculous is it to be excited to go to Sacramento? THAT is how desperate I am for a trip!
Naturally, I left everything to the […]

So a few nights ago, I dreamed that I had a monstrous monobrow…the crazy scientist kind with antennae sproinging off in all directions, like any second now they’ll weave a cocoon and metamorphose, like I should have detachable big nose and glasses to match and chew a cigar. I suspect it was because I was […]

Beulah Voted

What a day! What a day for America! For the first time in eight very long discouraging years, I’m both proud and humbled to be an American. And yes, I know how mawkish and sentimental that sounds, and I don’t care. Everywhere, people were excited, out en masse with their sparkly I Voted stickers, […]