I’m reasonably certain that Simons and I are the only straight people in our neighborhood. There are Smart Cars parked up and down the block, and lots of tiny fluffy dogs everywhere. The Zen Monastery down the street seems to be entirely composed of shorn lesbians in red or black bat outfits. Our super […]

So after a good long floundering at the local YMCA, where I was kicked by this old man’s gouty toe and saw a lot more naked people than I really needed to, I decided I’d head down to Sports Basement to pick up some triathlon clothes. The race is, after all, in three days, and […]

Most people who know me are aware that I love running. Yeah, yeah, I guess it’s weird, but give me a pair of magic shoes and I’ll go all day. I like it with people, I like it alone, I like it with music, I like it with roaring oceans, chirping crickets and little fat […]