Working at home got stale today (more like last year, but today I motivated). There is the biggest tranny in black sequins sitting next to me at Nook right now. And Chinese grandpas having a geezers’ day out across from me. Plus a frustrated writer is pulling her hair and balling up sheets of paper […]

If anyone is planning to move here, be forewarned. Finding an apartment suuuuucks. And dealing with CitiApartments is even worse. Once again, they’ve “offered” to relocate us to they can offer our apartment to someone else at higher rent. And we don’t want to move, but the incentive ($$$), is too good to pass up. […]

It is so boring around here. I clean, I work, I knit, I bewail my thigh friction, I go to sleep, the end.
Snxxxxxxx.
Obviously, no one wants to read that. I don’t even want to write it.
Since it’s Friday and all I’m concerned with is the frantic checking off of my To Do list, here is […]

Check out this bunny that Simons’ coworker found in Golden Gate Park.
He was riding his bike to work and almost ran over a rock, and the rock turned out to be Delroy. Apparently there is a thriving practice in “setting bunnies free” around here, although there are surprisingly few signs. (They are wild for […]

Dear Jemima,
Hubris, my friend. Yesterday’s post was sheer hubris. And like Icarus, how far you will fall.
Is this your car? Oh, it is. Nice parallel parking job. It will be extremely difficult for our tow truck to haul it off to the impoundment lot, but we will soldier on.
Didn’t you just get paid? I bet […]

HAHA! Suck it, Universe! My running partner, Allison, and I did six miles yesterday, from Fort Mason to the Golden Gate Bridge and back, where we got to give stink eye to all the people who trotted effortlessly along the marina green without setting anything on fire from thigh friction. I think my dumpy dog […]

From last year’s resolutions, I succeeded in keeping 88 out of 160 resolutions. If we’re not grading on a percentage scale and just saying I did more than half, I say it’s not bad. After all, if I’d kept them all, I’d be a hideously perfect person and no one would want to drink with […]