Okay, so I’ve been trying to post for a week now, but I’m babysitting my nieces (4 yrs and 9-months) at my sister’s house in BF, South Carolina, and every time I sit down to write, somebody poops.
I’m unbelievably tired, inhumanly tired, catastrophically tired. I haven’t brushed my hair in days, I had, er, effluvia, […]

Kelly: Oh my God, my emergency break is on. Where are we going? Where’s the B&B?
Erin: This way feels right. Go straight. I feel like we should go straight.
Jemima (piping up from the back seat): Feel? FEEL? THAT WAY GOES TO TENNESSEE! Sweet fancy Jesus. TURN LEFT! LEFT!
Kelly: You are the idiot savant of navigation
Jemima: […]