Thursday
Wow. A.S. and I had to meet with the minister last night and HE DID IT AGAIN. We were driving out to the church (trapped for one hour in car with pervert) and after talking about Venice, he suddenly asked me if I have an OB/GYN. Automatically rigid with impending horror, I quavered out a […]

So A.S. and I are a little concerned about what our minister is going to say at our wedding. I believe I’ve already explained the torturous event of his “panties” comment, something that should never come out of the mouth of a man in a white collar.
This man confirmed me. He’s a cousin of A.S.’. […]

Oh.
Oh, God.
Boss speaks in two hours. I’m getting an ulcer, I just know it. My fear of public speaking is so strong, it actually lends itself to other people. I can’t even flip past American Idol without reeling in horror. Seriously.
Plus, if he bombs, I’ll get blamed for it somehow. And probably no one […]

I was emailing my good friend Aloysius yesterday and she asked how I was holding up, and unlike with most of my friends, I didn’t say, “”Oh, fine.” I told her I didn’t know.
Truthfully, I’m really not sure how I’m holding up. At various parties, well meaning people keep asking me, “How’s The Bride?” and […]

My wedding is cursed. I mean this in more of a worried way than a spoiled bridezilla way, because already one very good friend of mine has had to cancel a shower because of marital difficulties (I didn’t cause them. They were already there before she offered to throw a party). And one of my […]

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD! SING IT HIGH! SING IT LOW! DING DONG THE STUPID WHORE IS DEAD!
Well….maybe not really dead. But with the amount of karmic juju coming her way, she’ll be hit by a truck any minute now.
Sunday night, she came over and dropped off the key, explaining helpfully that she’d left […]