Things I Don’t Like Hearing from Doctors
1. Ooooh, That is NASTY! (from ER doctor)
2. This will hurt a little, but don’t jump. (As dr. comes at me with huge needle)
3. Why do you think your foot is still so swollen?
4. What did the tendons LOOK like before the surgeon stitched everything back? (How should I […]

I’m feeling much better since writing that extremely depressing post last time—thanks, Al, for posting it for me. I had anticipated being online with my newly installed cable internet and multiple TV channels (I have succumbed at last, for the first time in 28years, to the lure of cable television. God give me strength.) However, […]

Today has been a day of disappointments. Not true. More like the whole month. Let me start with the grimness of the morning, however, because as bad as everything else has been, today is foremost on my mind.
I woke up in much the same start I went to bed. Frightened, ill, worried for the next […]

So they’re sending me to Kansas for the new job.
HAHA! I do not kid. Kansas. Tres glam, no? I am considering wearing ruby slippers. Yes, my job is so thrilling and I get to hang out with all the hot movie stars in Kansas. Oh, and I’m going to San Antonio next week. I think […]

I woke up today at five till noon, only it wasn’t noon, it was freakin one o’clock… at which time I had a magazine interview across town. Sheesh. What a way to get up: shrieking, leaping out of bed, holding head so it will not fall off and roll across the floor from hangoverness, throw […]