What a perfect day for eating blueberry pancakes and reading smut in bed. It is POURING. I’m so glad Architecture Stud and I got out in the boat yesterday, because it is positively vile here now.
Yesterday morning, I did about a thousand errands and ran four miles with Alexandrialeigh and finally finished my book of […]

Oh we are so hungover today. My neighbors cooked a fabulous dinner in honor of my temporary joyful state of joblessness: bourbon marinated salmon. Yum! And then they fed me vodka and red bull to wake me up and took me out to this punk show at Cumbies. The bands were very loud, wore lots […]

Wow, I just shot my last Whole Paycheck green rubber band at LMN and my desk is cleared out and I have a box full of papers and files and my red fu dog. Wait, wait… “My bags are packed, I’m ready to go… blah, blah, oh babe, I hate to see you go… (sound […]

It was a good thing my car was so clean, because I had to take it to the collision center today. $874!!! Why in the HELL does it cost that much to fix a tiny dent and some paint scratching? The poor woman who caused the accident is probably going to have to quit eating […]

Congratulate me. My car is finally clean… for the first time since I bought it in April. Suprisingly, it took THREE hours to clean my Mini, mostly due to the layer of bristly Jack Russell fur woven into the carpet. And the spaniel had sponged up about four lbs of sandy mud in her giant […]

I stole this from Little Miss Nobody and Pink Lemonade Diva
I Live: in fear of regret.
I Work: in fierce spurts under intense pressure.
I Talk: to my deaf dog.
I Wish: I could speak Italian.
I Enjoy: very expensive food.
I Look: exactly the same as I did in 10th grade.
I Must: get back to South Africa.
I Forget: […]

This is giving me a peculiar feeling of joy today. Maybe it’s PMS. Maybe it’s because I’m dwelling on something A.S. said that was unkind. Maybe I haven’t had enough sleep. But this is the only thing (besides LMN’s cute hairdo) that had made me laugh today.

1. Now that you and AS are once again happy couple, how often do you bring up froggy headed Republican wench?Actually, I brought her up on our recent vacation. He mentioned something about that crappy ball they went to and I FINALLY got to ask the question I’d been dying to ask: “So was it […]

Thank Christ. It worked. Hooray! Now I can stop being so bitter.
I’m sorry Sorry SORRY about not posting my recurring nightmares about dodgeball for our re-formed Mason-Dixon competition. I tried, but my brilliant entry was consumed by the hungry, savage maw of the Internet. I love it so, and how does it repay my devotion?
I’m […]

Okay, this is the umpteenth frickin time I have tried to post from my parents’ stinkin computer and if it eats my post ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to freak. I keep tinkering with the security settings (bad since is a government PC, but desperate times…) and I think I’ve got it.