Well, it looks like I’ll be throwing my second baby shower. A childhood friend who shared my passion for turning over rocks and climbing trees is expecting her first. At least for this party, I’ll be sharing the responsibilities with my friend, um… Fruity Pebbles (she still eats them at age 29)… who is actually […]

BAH! (sound of teeth grinding to a fine, frustrated powder)
I wish someone who shall remain nameless a) would bother to brush his teeth and b) would just say “Sarah, go flip your lede sentence around.” He never actually ASKS you to DO anything—He just hints until you finally guess what he wants. This is not […]

I love my boyfriend.
We had such a nice lunch and talked about so many things. For one, WG Clark actually designed Architecture Student’s parents’ house, the first one he’d ever done and the first modern piece in Charleston… it was very controversial. Anyway, he remembers A.S. and had tried to get him into the UVA […]

Fell off cleanse wagon hardcore, with massive bourbon drinks, followed by a bottle and a half of red wine on an empty stomach in a hot tub. Oh the sillyness of it all. Oh the joy of vino after a week point five without. And oh the horror of whacking off big toenail on the […]

Architecture Student still hasn’t called. Probably because he’s still curled up around fat head Republican moron. I hope she gives him the clap and his thingy falls off. Curse them both.

Yes, I will do Bridget Jones’s “inner poise” trick. I will pity poor Republican wench for having a big froggy head filled with very little brain. I will pity her for being loud and bossy. I will pity her for dancing with MY BOYFRIEND who will be wearing EFFING TAILS which I have never seen […]

I’ve eaten nothing but frickin fruits and leafy greens for almost TWO FRICKIN WEEKS, and I weigh exactly the same!!!!! No, not exactly the same… FOUR POUNDS MORE!!! What, am I supposed to eat LESS SPINACH!?! Fewer broccoli bits? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE????

I forgot to tell you this morning, but Architecture Student brought up his “Aryan Ball” (my term of endearment for it) again last night before he left… he asked me to go to this architectural planning lecture on Thursday which sounded interesting and I was flattered to be invited. And then he admitted he’d have […]

… have days where you’re just totally in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend… where you just want to EAT them? I think I would eat Architecture Student if I was allowed to be carnivorous on my cleanse.

I started the “cleanse” portion of this detox thing. It hasn’t been bad (yet), but I am concerned that I am messing with an up-till-now, rather low maintenance gastro-intestinal tract.